Cancer/Aquarian
Aquarious finds Cancer helpful in some way…Cancer finds Aquarius mystifying…but Cancer finds her more mystifying then the rest of the star signs…
At first glance it may appear that these two share nothing at all…But on a closer look, you will find that they both share the quality of strangeness…
Aquarius changeability and unpredictable behavior are timed like lightening…one minute the sky is clear-blue milk glass, and a split second later, theres this zig zag forked yellow fire cutting across through the clouds…followed by the most awful rumble, then a sudden noisy clap of thunder…
Theres one Cancer mood Aquarius wont enjoy. The Crab's sometimes exaggerated sense of personal privacy. Aquarians have nothing to hide, and they cant comprehend why the crabs are so unnecessarily suspicious and self protective.
Aquarians never see themselves in a strange way…The whole world is crazy, and everyone in it is crazy, but they are as normal as can be…
Cancer will make every possible attempt to 'lead' aquarius, while aquarious makes every possible attempt not te be led…
The crab will try every sort of maneuver to get the water bearer to come around to their point of view…It takes awhile to learn that the devil and 40 horsemen could not persuade an Aquarian to do anything that they did not wish to do…You can make it the devil and 90 horsemen, if you wish. Throw in the entire marine corps…
The eating habits of these two are vastly different…Aquarians enjoy snacks like frozen banana dipped in chopped liver, tomatoes stuffed with pinto beans and baked dandelions…Cancers prefer more nourishing dishes, like Mama used to make…To keep the crab happy…lots of love…lots of food…lots of money…and simply oodles of sympathetic listening…
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